silvermoon424:

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Hey, guys, here’s a list of the major websites that were impacted by the Heartbleed bug and what their current status is (this was created only a few hours ago so it’s up-to-date). Thankfully, the most important site of all (meaning, the site that would really fuck you over if it was hacked into), PayPal, was never vulnerable in the first place, so if you use PayPal, your credit card and bank account information has always been safe.

irresistible-revolution:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

and white people who did grow up in small towns and never had to interact with people of color

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
"If you’re having a hard time because you like something that maybe a lot of other people don’t, know that when you grow up, no one cares. It’s so great. I call it like a fish bowl to an ocean.There are too many people to keep track of for everyone to judge.

thewinchesterswagger:

Fandom Labels Part 2 [part 1, original]

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

deliciousmarsland:

thebig4rper:

Ariel really does have a dingle hopper now

http://sorceressdream.deviantart.com/

JFC THE COMMENT THO

candiedrust:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

I would like a statistic on how many people received hate for believing that hate wont end hate

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What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

"
Katherine Tucker (via ofcrosseddaggers)

shyperbole:

thattallsummonerguy:

jumpingjacktrash:

dredsina:

some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

the expressions and body language in this are fantastic.

To all you lovely people with boobs, thank you for being awesome <3

This is the realist shit that I have ever seen.

who wore it better?

liberee-deliveree:

messier51:

authenticthievery:

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Omfg I just got this