groudonconfirmed:

"if you’re not a boy or a girl what are you"

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

The Queen and her Corgis

maccosmetics:

Backstage at Anju Modi, SS15 Delhi Couture Week 

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

roachpatrol:

roachpatrol:

*flops*

morning reblog

roachpatrol:

roachpatrol:

*flops*

morning reblog

idk-kun:

Aoba knows what’s up.

Via
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euclase2:

I saw this today, and my first thought was that you guys would want one as much as I do.

euclase2:

I saw this today, and my first thought was that you guys would want one as much as I do.

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

3/4 loaf of cat

3/4 loaf of cat