I always feel immense guilt and satisfaction when I manage to avoid a petitioner on campus

viserystargarayen:

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this is what i like to see

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

9.18: deancas + checking on each other

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

"Women in their multitudes is something that needs to be seen more than men in their multitudes."
Graeme Manson, regarding whether he ever considered a male lead for Orphan Black (x)

scalestails:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I just wanted to clarify that any mammal can contract rabies.

It is extremely rare for a opossum to get it, but it is NOT IMPOSSIBLE. If you are bitten or scratched by one get medical attention asap. Any wild animal can give you an infection via a bite or scratch.

But I totally agree with everything else on this post!

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

dyleenobrien:

why is no one talking about this

dyleenobrien:

why is no one talking about this

A message from Anonymous
Are you into BDSM?

neilnevins:

I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

sirmitchell:

Catching up on some previews! Mitchell x Marvel x Mondo opens April 25th at Mondo Gallery in Austin, TX.

The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

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